"...Keep it together, Leo. Breathe. Breathe deeply. You're only 39. Acting is a lifelong gig. If I don't win an actual Oscar, maybe they'll give me a Lifetime Achievement Award. GAAAH, that's not helping!"
Behold the power of Photoshop!
It's his first nomination and first win. Lead singer in a platinum-selling rock band and Oscar winner? Not bad!
First, it was the Canada-tastic hat at the Grammys, and now this. He calls it a "shux," which is short for "shorts tuxedo."
What it's like to be in Pharrell's brain, we'll never know.
The 2014 Academy Awards has quite a few impressive contenders for Best Picture. You might not think there would be a better way to improve on the selections...until now.