star wars

Star Wars, history's greatest science fiction series, and a timeless classic with enough Jar Jar quotes to wish you could forget. Enjoy the best puns and jokes from a Galaxy Far Far Away and take your humor interstellar.

Apperently a galaxy far far away....is in Alabama

That's no moon - that's a space station.

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Darth Vader can't live... If living is without you

WHAT HAPPENS IN SPACE...

You say that like I give a sith.

Anger managment class Not goin so well aksuly

At least I never had rubber nipples on my armor!

Hold me, Obi-Wan... CGI Yoda scares me.

"Episode IV" remake with Tom Cruise as Darth Vader.

POKER FACE

"I have candy in my van...."

I should've killed him when he was still a whiny little b*tch.

Chewbacca's career as a MLB pitcher came to an abrupt end when he ripped an umpire's arms out of their sockets.

Dave, if we are all clones....why are you so short?

So with this plan, I get text and long distence?