star wars

Star Wars, history's greatest science fiction series, and a timeless classic with enough Jar Jar quotes to wish you could forget. Enjoy the best puns and jokes from a Galaxy Far Far Away and take your humor interstellar.

NEVER FALL ASLEEP

Note to self. Next time, prepare better plan of escape than a fricking scooter.

Apperently a galaxy far far away....is in Alabama

That's no moon - that's a space station.

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Darth Vader can't live... If living is without you

WHAT HAPPENS IN SPACE...

You say that like I give a sith.

Anger managment class Not goin so well aksuly

At least I never had rubber nipples on my armor!

Hold me, Obi-Wan... CGI Yoda scares me.

"Episode IV" remake with Tom Cruise as Darth Vader.

POKER FACE

"I have candy in my van...."

I should've killed him when he was still a whiny little b*tch.

Chewbacca's career as a MLB pitcher came to an abrupt end when he ripped an umpire's arms out of their sockets.