star wars

Star Wars, history's greatest science fiction series, and a timeless classic with enough Jar Jar quotes to wish you could forget. Enjoy the best puns and jokes from a Galaxy Far Far Away and take your humor interstellar.

What do you mean "My Snuggie is on backward"?

Mersa-Saurus Rex

Strong enough for a man... but made for a Wookie

How do I set this thing to vibrate?

ENGINEERING

EVEN JEDIS

Luke! This is your Mother.

Much fail I see in you

Wheeeeeeeen the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore!

TALENT

Tell me more about this... "Weight Watchers" you speak of.

ON

IN COMPARISON

IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS THE FEW, THE PROUD... THE EXPENDABLE

OLD JEDIS NEVER DIE

Mystical Jedi power?