star wars

Star Wars, history's greatest science fiction series, and a timeless classic with enough Jar Jar quotes to wish you could forget. Enjoy the best puns and jokes from a Galaxy Far Far Away and take your humor interstellar.

Before turning to the dark side the emperor did debate a stint as a drag queen

I will be your father figure. Put your little hand in mine...

Oh well, being torn to pieces by alien monsters is still nothing compared to what the critics will do to this film.

CROWDSURFING

AGE DESCRIMINATION

FARM BOY

GANG SYMBOLS

Turn that Celine Dion record OFF!!

EWAN MCGREGOR

I should have gotten the Hello Kitty Backpack.

Lightsabers. Turn them off before sitting down.

FATHER'S DAY CARD

R2D2

So as long as I sign this, my career will continue after this film?

CHEWBACCA

Actually, it is a light saber. But I am happy to see you.