lolz

Wait a minute... didn't I kill this guy in "Taxi Driver"? (Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Harvey Keitel)

Hey Pee Wee...what do you get when you go to the movies? (Paul Reubens)

Have you ever been so numb from plastic surgery that you stepped on a jellyfish and didn't notice? (Megan Fox)

Harry's Not Wearing Any Glasses . . . . (Daniel Radcliffe)

gruesome sickening horrible ugh i'm gonna throw up gross amateur! (Dexter)

Marky Mark and the angry bunch (Christian Bale, Mark Wahlberg)

Damn -- It's Brad! Damn -- he's even cuter in person! (Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp)

Excuse Me, My Eyes Are Up Here (Conan O'Brien)

SEX IN THE CITY CEMETERY (Hocus Pocus)

forced 2 watch jersey shore (A Clockwork Orange)

PEEPING TOMS? Not at this window. (Milla Jovovich)

NOBODY QUITS JAKE! (Jake Gyllenhaal)

Willy Wonka The Wild West Years (Daniel Day Lewis)

Sortment into Slytherin was at a record high this year (Tom Felton)

Thankful that guy had nothing to do with Tron (George Lucas)

Priceline lets you name your own price... even on space hookers. (William Shatner)