Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick!
I was elected to lead, not to read!
. . .AND THE CAT GETS A CAPTION THAT SAYS "CLEVERNESS HERE!" CLEVERNESS, ELAINE! FROM A CAT! AND THEN THEY'VE GOT DOGS, THOUSANDS OF TALKING DOGS. . .
Star Wars Episode VII: A New Pope
(Darth Vader* kinda)
Jessica Rabbit oh my god she's real.
be careful dont overswaggulate
(Don "Magic" Juan)
Sad Keanu? Sad Keanu??? I'm sorry...I dont know what you mean
Tom Riddle's diary read it it's good
Hey Miley, Call Me!!!
Have a taste of my balls, Harry Putter!
Did I finally found someone normal on chatroullete? Yea he looks kinda normal. No no no, omg there he goes.
I'm up here doesn't work with a face like that.
Thanks for the sweater, Grandma. Let me give you a big hug.
HE IS HIS OWN GRANDPA your argument is invalid!
Javier Bardem, come on down to the Price is Right!
(Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz)
SCISSORS beaten by rock, every single time.