REAL HOUSEWIVES don't have time to set a table like this.
(Real Housewives of Beverly Hills)
OO Gurl.... if you wanna rock that you need to lay off them Cheezburgers
We can't stay here. This is bat country!
(Leonard Nimoy, William Shatner)
Voldemort soon learned that chicks dig men with noses.
Team Draco For those who like the pale tormented emo look without all of the f**king glitter.
90's fashion.. what were we thinking?...
I'm hooked on a feeling... more like hooked on booze and goofballs...
Intuition a woman knows when you're checking her out.
It's OK! Your boob is still there!
Screw Betty Ford take her to the Chuck Norris Clinic. She won't touch that sh*t again.
Spazz hands frequently afflicts the musically challenged.
This is the new Mrs. Claus? That means the new Santa is... Oh god NO!!!
Modern vampires don't crave blood, only Apple products.
The 5th Teletubby
(Robert Downey, Jr)
photoshop was most likely used here.
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!