JAMES FRANCO misinterprets his right to bear arms
hey, I need a roll for my friend in a film, probably good at playing the fat friendly guy, no real acting required?
-Seth Rogen, James Franco
how about a magic trick. what is it? i'm going to make this finger disappear. security!
(James Franco, Tom Hanks)
Milk Time: my nipples explode with delight
(Ashton Kutcher, James Franco)
Hey Miley, Call Me!!!
He sparkles? Kill it
(Danny McBride, Natalie Portman, James Franco, Zooey Deschanel)
TRUE CELEBRITY Realizing no one will ever love you as much as you do, and being perfectly alright with it.
Franco, loves himself some Franco