James Franco

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Don't worry you guys, James Franco is here to save the day.

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I'M WHAT SOME GIRLS CHOOSE INSTEAD OF SELF ESTEEM -James Franco

No My Lord! Tis only a Justin Beiber song. Ahhh. Thy screeching pain upon my ears knows no limits! -James Franco, Danny McBride

Peter Parker is Spiderman -James Franco

LOL @ ur fake creys 'cause IDEGAF -Heidi Montag, Farrah Abraham, Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan, James Franco

And that's... how I met your mother.

(James Franco)

I want to see other people, and you should see, well, people.

(James Franco)

CHIMPS BEFORE HOES

(James Franco)

Dude. I know. -Seth Rogen, James Franco

LETS TAKE MY ARM AND PUT IT UNDER A ROCK. -James Franco

What if we forget about all this Planet of the Apes stuff...And do something like magical ponies and something about friendship and elements of harmony? -James Franco