The other half of this banana is in your mom
So, you're a total nerd, you're stuck who-knows-where with Russell Brand (of all people) AND you're wearing a red shirt? Dude... I am SO sorry
(Russell Brand, Pete Wentz)
"I CLOSE MY EYES, AND I CAN SEE A BETTER DAY."
that is why we have to kill him
WILL STATISTICALLY RESULT IN THE SAME NUMBER OF ANSWERED PRAYERS AS ANY OTHER RELIGION
THE ODIOUS STENCH OF DESPERATION
And that's... how I met your mother.
Well I never!
Wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
I Washed. YAY ME!
How much crappier can your life be?
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Not sure that Granny's tablecloth really goes with the smoke, the iPhone and the heavy jewellery.
Breaking News - BUSEY ARRESTED AFTER POLE DANCE CAUSES LOCAL MAN TO THROW HIMSELF UNDER BUS
If you think this is bad, you should see her daughter's room.
Who ate all the pies? IIIIiiiiiiiIIIIIIii DiiiiiIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiD! Yeaaah!!