gross

Kinky right?

(Katy Perry)

The other half of this banana is in your mom

(Steve Carell)

So, you're a total nerd, you're stuck who-knows-where with Russell Brand (of all people) AND you're wearing a red shirt? Dude... I am SO sorry

(Russell Brand, Pete Wentz)

"I CLOSE MY EYES, AND I CAN SEE A BETTER DAY." that is why we have to kill him

(Justin Bieber)

WILL STATISTICALLY RESULT IN THE SAME NUMBER OF ANSWERED PRAYERS AS ANY OTHER RELIGION

("Twilight" fan)

THE ODIOUS STENCH OF DESPERATION

(Lady Gaga)

And that's... how I met your mother.

(James Franco)

Well I never!

(Mick Jagger)

DONTCHA Wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

(Gary Busey)

I Washed. YAY ME!

(Ke$ha)

How much crappier can your life be?

("Twilight" fan)

The Sponsors sincerely regret ANY similarity to ANYONE'S national flag

(Jessie J)

Not sure that Granny's tablecloth really goes with the smoke, the iPhone and the heavy jewellery.

(Lindsay Lohan)

Breaking News - BUSEY ARRESTED AFTER POLE DANCE CAUSES LOCAL MAN TO THROW HIMSELF UNDER BUS

(Gary Busey)

If you think this is bad, you should see her daughter's room.

("Twilight" fan)

Who ate all the pies? IIIIiiiiiiiIIIIIIii DiiiiiIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiD! Yeaaah!!

(Mariah Carey)