gross

NOT NEWSWORTHY NOT NEWSWORTHY NOT NEWSWORTHY NOT NEWSWORTHY NOT NEWSWORTHY

(Lindsay Lohan)

How is Danny Devito the most likeable person in this room?

(Sylvester Stallone, Charlie Sheen, Danny DeVito)

I repeat. She's going to be in PLAYBOY.

(Lindsay Lohan)

Snot rocket ready for blastoff in 3... 2... 1...

(Matthew Perry)

Can't act Can't sing Makes more money than a neurologist

(Jared Leto)

SNAFU Situation Normal, All F*cked Up

(The Situation)

To shoplift or not to shoplift. That is the question.

(Linday Lohan)

YOUR 15 MINUTES ARE UP Take your tacos and go

(Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag)

TEEN IDOLS Not what they used to be

(Michael Cera)

OMG The 99%!!! KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

(Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie)

WE NEED A FECKIN' HOBBY

(The Duggars)

Just walking my Implantosaur.

(Courtney Stodden, Doug Hutchison)

I've been dancing with Little Debbie, she wont leave me alooooneee no, no,nooo

(Axl Rose)

Your Love Is Her Drug... But then, so is penicillin...

(Ke$ha)

yup, tastes like your mom

(Jon Hamm)