Albus, you KNOW I despise these accursed reality TV programs.... -Michael Gambon, Maggie Smith
sci fi
Pull my finger. Pull mine first, you must. -Darth Vader, Yoda
Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a caption writer. -DeForest Kelley, William Shatner
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KLINGONS? I thought you'd never ask. -George Takei
The worst part about her kicking your ass...is trying to hide your erection. -Lucy Lawless
What happened, Jim? It was madness, Spock, madness. All these prepubescent girls shouting "Beiber! Beiber!" Then this person come out on stage, and I asked "Who's that girl?" If you hadn't beamed me up, I don't know if I would have survived! -William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy
Momma always said Life was like a regenerated Time Lord. You never know what you're gonna get. -Tom Hanks, Doctor Who
How did someone with limited intelligence witness and become part of major events in American history? He had connections... -Tom Hanks
The Tri-Wizard Tournament -Ian McKellen, Christopher Lee, Peter Jackson
A balding, pot-bellied sleezebag gets a planet full of living sex dolls all to himself...Yep. It's science fiction! -Star Trek
Banjos? Did I just hear Banjos playing? For the love of God, NO!!! -William Shatner
