Damn cheap bras
I AM ALTERING THE FACEBOOK. PRAY I DON'T ALTER IT ANY FURTHER.
-Darth Vader, Billy Dee Williams, Boba Fett
-Jurassic Park, Star Wars
THIS WAY FOR CANDY!
There's a fine line between evil and emo.
-Karen Gillan, Chuck Testa
I Jedi with a little help from my friends. . .
Thank you for the help, young lady.
-Ian McKellen, Orlando Bloom
GEEZUS LUNA! WTF?!?! Don't worry, he's just as sane as I am.
-Evanna Lynch, Gary Busey
Great Shatner's Ghost!!
-William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy
I don't care how illogical you think it is, you pointy-eared idiot. I'm telling you that Mr. Sulu is so far in the closet he is having adventures in Narnia!!
-DeForest Kelley, Leonard Nimoy
If balls your aunt had your uncle she would be.