Dear Owner of these hands You rock.

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I guess we're all tired of their faces. You're welcome.

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EPIC WIN

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EDWARD CULLEN

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What can I do to put you in a brand new Volvo today?

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NOW THIS, IS WHAT WE ALL WANTED TO SEE

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You grope my t*ts, I mace your ass..that's the way it goes.

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QUICK HARRY STAB HIM IN THE HEART BEFORE HE BEGINS TO SPARKLE!!!!

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(Strategically placed ethnic diversity in background)

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If he ate her, It would make a better movie

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I don't think that's how you do CPR. But I could be wrong.

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Sparkleback Mountain

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WATER

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Wash me

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Why can't she just WALK to school?!

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Trust me. In a few years, I'll be running around naked on Broadway, but the girls will be flocking to you.

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