robert pattinson

EDWARD CULLEN

in about 5 more seconds the twilight movies are going to get a whole lot better

Vampires don't let their friends listen to the Jonas Brothers on their iPods

You're skin is so pale... Are you a vampire? No, I just play a lot of World of Warcraft.

So... Do you think that you could introduce me to Taylor Lautner?

You think your career stinks? So What? You're a twinkly vampire! I HAD TO POSE NUDE WITH A HORSE So people would stop calling me Potter!

This isn't Narnia, put your shirt back on.

Undead

I have fangirls, smart, nerdy fangirls. Beat that Pattinson.

A weedwhacker is not an appropirate substitute for a good haircut.

Some jokes just write themselves

Fine, America...

I'm so rich... I had the dealership match the paint to my skin.

Dear Owner of these hands You rock.

I guess we're all tired of their faces. You're welcome.

EPIC WIN