"...Keep it together, Leo. Breathe. Breathe deeply. You're only 39. Acting is a lifelong gig. If I don't win an actual Oscar, maybe they'll give me a Lifetime Achievement Award. GAAAH, that's not helping!"
Meanwhile, in Leonardo DiCaprio Land:
Behold the power of Photoshop!
It's his first nomination and first win. Lead singer in a platinum-selling rock band and Oscar winner? Not bad!
First, it was the Canada-tastic hat at the Grammys, and now this. He calls it a "shux," which is short for "shorts tuxedo."
What it's like to be in Pharrell's brain, we'll never know.
...wait till you see this family's take on them. The kids at Don't Call Me Oscar have been replicating famous movie scenes since 2012.