I've totally changed. Can't you see the science experiment that is my face?
-Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams
Coc*ine World Championship Finals
-Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan
... and that's why they call it a filthy trombone.
-Matt Lauer, Lindsay Lohan
-Heidi Montag, Farrah Abraham, Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan, Sarah McLachlan
So, don't take less than $300 an hour, right? Actually, from this angle, you may wanna drop it to $200.
-Tara Reid, Lindsay Lohan
It began with a gambling problem...
Uh, yeah, um...if you could just wipe off my baton when you're through?
THE COKEY MONSTER
-Lindsay Lohan, Jamie Lee Curtis
Lindsay Lohan is better than you.