Damn heroin balloons fallin' out my ass.
Meanwhile on a 70s p*rn set.
-Lindsay Lohan, Snoop Dogg
Gollum's long-lost twin sister.
You have no soul, b*tch!
-Tyra Banks, Lindsay Lohan
-Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Bynes, Mean Girls
-Disney, Lindsay Lohan
C'mon, guys! I don't shoplift EVERY time I come to the mall...
I've totally changed. Can't you see the science experiment that is my face?