The best Halloween costume ever is calling, and all you need to do is pick up the phone.
Yandy.com is selling a sexy Donald Trump Halloween costume that goes by the name of Donna T. Rumpshaker. The costume comes complete with a white sleeveless shirt, red tie, royal blue blazer and royal blue booty shorts.
Obviously no sexy Donald Trump outfit is complete without some booty shorts.
The hat and iconic wig are sold separately because that's how American capitalism works, you socialist Muslim LOSER.
We only hope the costume is made in Mexico or China.
That song you're singing—it doesn't mean what you think it means.
Pretty much every 90's kid has heard 'Macarena.' The song was played at schools, backyard BBQs and even churches. But that just goes to show you that our parents were blissfully unaware of what the lyrics were actually speaking about.
Infidelity, threesomes—'Macarena' has it all.
Watch the video above and learn the true meaning of the lyrics. And prepare your childhood memories to be tainted forever.
Turtle love is bodacious, dude!
That's what Jenn Kaminski, a self-described "unemployed creative" in LA, wants you to know. She's found true love, which just happens to be in the shape of a life-size Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Leonardo balloon.
The happy couple posted their announcement on Facebook this week in a set of hilarious engagement photos.
"Me and my bae decided to take a couple's photo shoot today. I think we look great," Kaminski wrote.
With the help of three of her friends, Kaminski was able to capture these precious moments forever. But why did they go through all of this trouble?
"We simply had a birthday balloon, an overabundance of free time and too many engagement photos in our Newsfeeds," they wrote.
Best wishes on your impending nuptials, Jenn and Leonardo. May your life be filled with years and years of pizza!
Fox News host Harris Faulkner has a rodent problem. And she wants $5 million because of it.
In a lawsuit filed Monday in U.S. District Court in New Jersey, Faulkner is suing Hasbro because she says a "Little Toy Shop" hamster shares her name and likeness. The toy is also deemed a choking hazard, the suit says, which causes Faulkner distress for being associated with "harming small children."
She calls out "complexion, the shape of its eyes, and the design of its eye makeup" as evidence that the company stole her identity.
To be fair, the hamster does share the same name. But as far as looks go, you can decided that for yourself.
If you want to own your own little piece of Fox News history, Ebay has an original Harris Faulkner for $40.52.
Gary Busey, American actor and contorted facial expression extraordinaire, is joining season 15 of Dancing With The Stars.
He made his grand announcement last night by dressing up as a cowboy and entering on horseback to greet Jimmy Kimmel because...well, he's Gary Busey.
At 72 years old, Busey might seem a bit old to be competing on the show. But he's spritely compared to 82-year-old Cloris Leachman, the oldest person to ever join the cast.
Hi Ho Silver, away!"
Handshake DENIED, Jimmy.
Dancing With The Stars premieres Monday, September 14 on ABC.
Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!
Bill Nye appeared on Whose Line is is Anyway and showed that this Science Guy has some serious comedy chops.
With fan favorites, Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie, the trio played a game where Stiles' hands were provided by Mochrie. And they were all in space because duh—science.
Things got hilarious very quickly, with Bill Nye having to taste some of the "space food."
Ryan ended the skit on this final gross note.
First our sticks, and now our coffee beverages. There is no stopping the #selfie.
YouTuber Megan Bowen lives in South Korea and vlogs regularly about the food, entertainment and culture of this interesting part of the world.
In her latest video, Megan takes viewers on a tour of a cafe that prints selfies on edible lattes. The cafe is called "CaFace," which is just almost too clever.
First the selfie...
And then it's time to destroy your face...
Never change, South Korea. Never change.
With Miley Cyrus hosting the VMAs yesterday, there was no question that this would be one crazy show. But the most shocking moment last night came from Yeezus himself.
After accepting the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award, and in classic mic drop fashion, Kanye West informed the world that he plans to run for President in 2020.
"It's about ideas, bro. New ideas. People with ideas. People who believe in truth," he said. "And yes, as you probably could have guessed by this moment, I have decided in 2020 to run for president."
Obviously the Internet freaked out.
I hear Kanye was incoherent, random, and high on his own ego in announcing his run for President. Don't knock it. It works for Trump.— Ramez Naam (@ramez) August 31, 2015
Could it be? Kanye/Swift 2020?
We'd also have to deal with this...so maybe not.
Always looking for something to protest, members of the simply awful Westboro Baptist Church lined up outside of a Foo Fighters concerts in Kansas City, MO Aug. 22.
They didn't exactly say what their specific problem was, but they generally hate just about everything, so the Foo Fighters worked for an opportunity to test out their hateful signage.
Dave Grohl and company decided not to take it sitting down.
Well, they stayed seated, but the band members brought out a rather loud sound system and drowned out the jeers of the protesters with the sweet sounds of Rick Astley.
And all praise be to this guy:
And after that, we're sure Dave Grohl retreated to the comfort of his incredible rock star tour throne.