Do you care about Kings of Leon? You three over there! Did you hear that Jared Followill married Martha Patterson last weekend? Don't cry, it'll be okay.
Shhhhh, just hold him tightly.
Your fantasy ranch wedding just got hunger-bombed.
Wait, is she marrying a member of the rival team? Naughty!
If you have a toddler you are pretty much legally obligated to dress them up like an Ewok. Don't think, just do it.