bruce willis

If you're still cool in 2011, step forward. Not so fast Uma, John & Bruce!

(Samuel L. Jackson, Uma Thurman, John Travolta, Bruce Willis)

Ow...ow...ow...ow...Almost got it... There, splinter's gone. -Bruce Willis

Saves people Millions in destruction "Close enough" -Bruce Willis

Three t*ts? That's awesome. -Tracy Morgan, Bruce Willis

B*tches love shining my head. -Bruce Willis

Dude, it's time to let Demi go. What's Kutcher got that I don't, other than hair? Besides, she has plenty for both of us. -Tracy Morgan, Bruce Willis

I'm so cool I have to punk myself -Bruce Willis

CLONING for when someone tells you to go f*ck yourself -Bruce Willis

This just... it feels so right. -Bruce Willis

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