If the music industry were more like Game of Thrones.
-Katy Perry, Adele
Not sure if Adele's baby was planned, or if it turned up out of the blue uninvited.
-Adele, Beyonce, Katy Perry, Britney Spears, Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Christina Aguilera
I'll take this one this one this one this one this one and this one
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited.
-David Cross, Adele, Arrested Development
I know I promised yesterday that there would be no more jokes about Angelina Jolie's leg, but technically this isn't a Jolie leg joke. It's a fat joke. We're still friends though, right?
-Katy Perry, Britney Spears, Adele
-Anderson Cooper, Adele