Shatnerday

What has two thumbs and likes blowjobs? (DeForest Kelley, William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy)

The "Trouble With Tribbles" Is That I Wear One On My Head! (William Shatner)

Yes, my pretty, you MIGHT say I was "Pulling Rank"... (William Shatner)

I'm sorry Captain, but the dry cleaning lady shrank all your uniforms, (Leonard Nimoy, William Shatner)

Priceline lets you name your own price... even on space hookers. (William Shatner)

Dammit Jim! Now's not the right time for that! It's always the right time! (DeForest Kelley, William Shatner)

Twilight. My brain...it burns! (William Shatner)

I wonder where this goes? (William Shatner)

No, it's not my tazor... Although.... I have set it to 'Fun' (William Shatner)

Captain Kirk is Climbing a Mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?