What has two thumbs and likes blowjobs?
(DeForest Kelley, William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy)
The "Trouble With Tribbles" Is That I Wear One On My Head!
Yes, my pretty, you MIGHT say I was "Pulling Rank"...
I'm sorry Captain, but the dry cleaning lady shrank all your uniforms,
(Leonard Nimoy, William Shatner)
Priceline lets you name your own price... even on space hookers.
Dammit Jim! Now's not the right time for that! It's always the right time!
(DeForest Kelley, William Shatner)
Twilight. My brain...it burns!
I wonder where this goes?
No, it's not my tazor... Although.... I have set it to 'Fun'
Captain Kirk is Climbing a Mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?