It's not working, Spock try your other hand. The one that's in your butt.
-William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy
Christ! This App doesn't work! Somebody get me Steve Jobs.
My jiffy is ready to pop
You're excited? Feel these nipples!
spocks neck pinch was nothing compared to the vulcan tittie twisters
SIR, I FAIL TO SEE THE HUMOR IN THIS SITUATION.
(Leonard Nimoy, William Shatner)
when you say shatner nobody ever asks did you mean william shatner
EVEN STARSHIP CAPTAINS have to eat their broccoli.
the morning after: just pray no one else saw you with her
Parkour in space!
(William Shatner, George Takei)
WTF do you expect when you have to make out with a different broad in every episode? Only that one looks more like Spock.
(William Shatner, DeForest Kelley, Leonard Nimoy)
I hope you don't mind it if I put my hand on your ass. Go ahead, as long as you don't mind me ripping off your tackle and making a pair of fancy earrings out of them.
the pitfalls of online dating...had herhad herhad herhad her ick, had herhad herhad herhad her
But I don't wanna!! I don't wanna kill the Klingon!! I DON'T WANNA, MOMMY!!