Extreme Frisbee hits the Sudden Death round.

Are the Jehovah's Witnesses gone yet?

Dude, be careful. Remember, you broke a hip last time...

Hold me, Obi-Wan... CGI Yoda scares me.

Oh No, I'm too smart to like Hanna Montana.

Sometimes they should just remain in their mother's basement

It's pretty sad that the parody of a song that I wrote is actually more popular than the song that you sang but some other guy wrote.

She's at it again

RADIOACTIVE ORANGE

My sensors detect a douchebag sitting on my left fender. Oh, hello Michael

How to ruin a perfectly good beer...

"Episode IV" remake with Tom Cruise as Darth Vader.

Here he is, folks. The fool Mr T was talking about.

the last thing you want to see coming at you in your rear-view mirror

We switched Carrie's pricey shampoo with Suave.

POKER FACE