So, what? You're saying you don't want me to play the romantic lead in this movie either?

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Um...I found this in the hallway. Should I put it in the Lost and Found box?

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Where will YOU be when your laxative starts working?

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EMO

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Well, it looks like the Tron sequel is going to suck.

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SPARKLING

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Flaming

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Yeah... You know you wanted to be just like them when you grew up.

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And I wrote all the big words myself! Some of them have, like, five or six letters and stuff.

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Look - just leave us in peace, and we'll give you the woman.

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I don't play God. Playing is for kids.

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creep-o-meter limit exceeded

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We both know who the real enemy is. That fat purple despot named "Barney."

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Some clowns

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Get me Will Ferrel, tell him THIS is how you do slapstick.

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Awesomeness... Sizes may vary

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