So, what? You're saying you don't want me to play the romantic lead in this movie either?

Um...I found this in the hallway. Should I put it in the Lost and Found box?

Where will YOU be when your laxative starts working?

EMO

Well, it looks like the Tron sequel is going to suck.

SPARKLING

Flaming

Yeah... You know you wanted to be just like them when you grew up.

And I wrote all the big words myself! Some of them have, like, five or six letters and stuff.

Look - just leave us in peace, and we'll give you the woman.

I don't play God. Playing is for kids.

creep-o-meter limit exceeded

We both know who the real enemy is. That fat purple despot named "Barney."

Some clowns

Get me Will Ferrel, tell him THIS is how you do slapstick.

Awesomeness... Sizes may vary