A new ad from Nancy Pelosi's opponent depicts her as a sheep-sacrificing zombie.
You guys don't want to get your clothes all dirty do you? Oh, never mind.
We'll find a way. I already told you Marcus, we can't be together. You're a zombie and I'm human.
-Night of the Living Dead? (idk :/)
Law Enforcement Safety Tip: Always look through the peephole before answering the door.
-The Walking Dead
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