William Shatner
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In honor of William Shatner's celebrity roast airing tonight on Comedy Central, here's a complete list of the actor's greatest hair styles.
Enjoy!
Jim! That alien has a weapon! Captain, permission to change shirts with you, Sir? F*k no!!! -DeForest Kelley, Some dead sonofabtch, William Shatner
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Great Shatner's Ghost!! -William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy
PLANET OF THE JANITORS Captain Kirk, Dr. McCoy, Mr. Spock, and Mr. Clean. -DeForest Kelley, William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy
You're my patronus?! -William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy
Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a caption writer. -DeForest Kelley, William Shatner
What happened, Jim? It was madness, Spock, madness. All these prepubescent girls shouting "Beiber! Beiber!" Then this person come out on stage, and I asked "Who's that girl?" If you hadn't beamed me up, I don't know if I would have survived! -William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy
Banjos? Did I just hear Banjos playing? For the love of God, NO!!! -William Shatner
Some day...And...This...Day may never come...I...Will...Call upon you...To do a...Service...For...Me...But...Until that...Day...Consider this...Justice...A...Gift on my...Daughter's...Wedding...DayKHHHHHAAAAANNN!!! -William Shatner
