The internet has been invaded by a duck army and their terrible, addicting remixes. May god have mercy on our souls.
Purportedly, One Direction means something to some people.
So when The Cute One/The Bad Boy/The Muslim One Zayn Malik announced he was leaving mega-popular 1D, the earth stopped on its axis and the nuclear winter that descended reflected the insides of our souls.
Here's what that looked like on social media:
Celebrities always seem to have something charming to say, but here's an example of how that's just simply not true. Samuel L. Jackson and Victoria Beckham seem to be working with a dull pair of scissors to cut through that awkward silence during the men's finals at Wimbledon. Line!
This Vine by Aaron Sanders adds some high-pitched sounds to Miley Cyrus's "We Can't Stop," reminiscent of Taylor Swift's "I Knew You Were Trouble" remixes.