EDWARD CULLEN

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SANTA

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SEXUAL TENSION

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Vampires don't let their friends listen to the Jonas Brothers on their iPods

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Because only men suffer from cold and wind

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DRAGONS

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Next week I'll show you how to kill a sparkling vampire with a toothpick and a rubberband.

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You think your career stinks? So What? You're a twinkly vampire! I HAD TO POSE NUDE WITH A HORSE So people would stop calling me Potter!

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Johnny Depp knows how to avoid bad roles!

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Brad, good fellow, shall I play this part with a 'gay' flair or as a 'crazy' person?

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Some jokes just write themselves

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I'm so rich... I had the dealership match the paint to my skin.

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Dear Owner of these hands You rock.

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Images you do NOT want to see on your nanny cam # 4

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THIS is a RESPECTABLE VAMPIRE

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I guess we're all tired of their faces. You're welcome.

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