val kilmer

Well this is awkward. Not really... I've had a thing for you since I saw you in "Top Gun." -Val Kilmer, Robert Downey, Jr.

I was a leading man like you... Until I took a Batman to the career. -Val Kilmer, Robert Downey, Jr.

-Val Kilmer

Val Kilmer droppin' weight and lookin' sharp like a BOSS!

-Batman

Original artwork by Dylan Chudzynski

I used to be Batman, then I took a cheesecake to the stomach. -Val Kilmer

I feel the need...the need to feed. -Val Kilmer

This rare species prefers to give birth right along the edge of the shoreline. -Val Kilmer

From Batman......to the Penguin -Val Kilmer

"Bud Iceman" "Fatman" Go ahead, heard it all... -Val Kilmer