twilight

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So the horsey guy jumps over the castle dude, landing in the back row so you have to king me. And to think those guys thought we weren't smart enough to play this game.

(Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart)

You know who understands chess? Nerds!

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WILL STATISTICALLY RESULT IN THE SAME NUMBER OF ANSWERED PRAYERS AS ANY OTHER RELIGION

("Twilight" fan)

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Are you living in a "Twilight" state? If you're home happens to be located in the Midwest or the South, chances are pretty good that you're surrounded by Twi-hards of all ages.

My biggest shock upon seeing this infographic was the amount of men who admit to reading "Twilight". I'd like to think it was all a joke, but I'm pretty sure it's time to round up a posse' and start revoking some man cards.