It's sweeps week on House.

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Even brilliant doctors need some time for relaxation

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Dr. Cox Making alcoholism and narcisism funny since 2001

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You need to stop right there. You're upsetting Dr. VonCutesy-bear.

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TRUST ME I'M A DOCTOR

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Who wrote 'must have cheezburger' on the patient's chart?

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not what you want to see when you wake up

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Even doctors are startled... ...when they see Amy Winehouse for the first time.

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TEAMWORK

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Just how screwed am I here?

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That is an anatomical impossibility

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SWM, early 40s, successful medical career, slight limp; enjoys monster trucks, motorcycles, and eviscerating lesser mortals with my blistering wit.

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What? only one of us has a career in the future! NO WAY!

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Just relax and bend over Jim... We have to get that tribble out.

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