Tom Cruise

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so your saying you have many aliens living inside you. yes. even in your balls? ESPECIALLY in by balls. Matt Lauer, Tom Cruise

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Do these gloves make me look ridiculous? What? I'm sorry, Elton, I was staring at your glasses. -Simon Pegg, Tom Cruise

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So if we play our cards right guys, we can re-cycle this same old tired Mission Impossible plot at least five more times

(Tom Cruise, Ving Rhames, Simon Pegg)

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It was SO BEAUTIFUL, that night... The moon was shining, i was in my strapless red dress.... Tom had his new stepladder...

(Penelope Cruz)

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THE FUNNY THING IS... we're all wondering if he's really that small, or is she just huge? -Tom Cruise, Cher

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OPTICAL ILLUSION if you can't look taller look wider. -Tom Cruise

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He used to be such a beautiful woman -Tom Cruise

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GOOD CASTING. A movie starring a small little man with delusions of grandeur about the attempted killing of a small little man with delusions of grandeur. -Tom Cruise