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-Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, Lindsay Lohan
2012 Emmy Awards Update! Jon Hamm and Tina Fey seen here presenting the award for best actress in drama to Claire Danes for her amazing work in Showtime's "Homeland."
On a bit of a somber note,
As a parent you have one job: keep yo kid OFF the pole!
-Tina Fey, Jimmy Fallon, Amy Poehler, Andy Samberg, Bill Hader, Kristen Wiig
I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less.
-Tina Fey, Jane Krakowski
New from Johnson & Johnson the Tear-Pump doesn't smudge your make-up
-Tina Fey, Amy Poehler
What kind of people just have sex with their blinds open?! Some weirdos could be watching them and they wouldn't even notice!
-James Marsden, Tina Fey
She gives the best massages but do NOT ask for a Happy Ending.
I found it hiding in the vents. And into the trash it goes.
-Tina Fey, Justin Bieber
"P.S. I Love You" is so sad. No one should have to be married to Gerard Butler or Hilary Swank.
(Tina Fey, Bradley Cooper)
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