-Sylvester Stallone, Harry Potter
"ROCKY'S THEME" is now playing in your head.
Jurr duggazooouuuz zauuga koo? Aghh gaach dah hahah aye, gah! Translation "I quite enjoyed it, we should try that again sometime!" "My that stunt we pulled back there was quite the risk right?"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone
3 Men and Two Guns Bang! Bang! The End
YOU JUST GOT STALLOWNED
Not sure whether to choose joke about two and a half men... ... or about lemonparty
(Sylvester Stallone, Charlie Sheen, Danny DeVito)
How is Danny Devito the most likeable person in this room?
SUN GLASSES can't block douche rays.
Okay, let's go down in history sayin' we gave our all to save these Afghan freedom fighters...what're they called again? The Taliban...
SYLVESTER STALLONE breakin' body count records since 1982
"Now which hairdresser made fun of your perm? Point her out."
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