One more HO and it's Christmas (Snooki, JWOWW)
BEACHED WHALES impossible to move (Jersey Shore)
LOUD AND STUPID IS THE NEW RICH AND FAMOUS. (Snooki, Deena)
See that out there? That's the world beyond NJ And they all cry out for our blood (Snooki)
Wonder twin powers activate Form of, fat, talentless, whore. (Snooki)
The Volcano God: he is pleased by your offering (Snooki)
Talent you don't need it to be this famous. (Snooki)
Just when you thought pleather couldn't look any cheaper. (Snooki)