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If only Winona Ryder had on a pair of these babies when she was caught shoplifting in... 2001? Hoo boy, 11-year-old jokes, huh? Well, I'll just call it "vintage." Kids love vintage these days, right? What with your Pinstagrams and your Tumbloggers and whatnot.

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By devlin1
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GIVE A MAN A FISH AND HE'LL FEED HIMSELF FOR A DAY Beat him to death with his own shoe and he won't be hungry anymore

(George Clooney)

Be sure to match the shoes to the face you're beating.