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Let's get some shoes. Shoes are what separates us from a banana. That and a few genetic twists. Shoes have become a global sensation for young and old collectors alike. If you're all about that footwear and everything that has to do with it, fantastic. But not flip flops or sandals, get out of here with that nonsense.

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If only Winona Ryder had on a pair of these babies when she was caught shoplifting in... 2001? Hoo boy, 11-year-old jokes, huh? Well, I'll just call it "vintage." Kids love vintage these days, right? What with your Pinstagrams and your Tumbloggers and whatnot.

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GIVE A MAN A FISH AND HE'LL FEED HIMSELF FOR A DAY Beat him to death with his own shoe and he won't be hungry anymore

(George Clooney)

Be sure to match the shoes to the face you're beating.

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