And the Energizer Bunny was never heard from again
That awkward moment when.. The guy actually has the worst camel toe.
Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry need to just make out already!!!
...but what I really want is to be taken seriously as an actress.
I wear Sears suits because... F*ck you.
Dear Lord, please do not cancel Zooey Deschanel's show "New Girl"... this is all I have in my pathetic life!!!
Everything is chaos and beauty and bare-chested Jeff Goldblums, and nothing hurts.
Original artwork by John Larriva.
SLIPPERY WHEN WET
Ya know, you're more popular than I am. Every guy I run into lately, asks for you.