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Doesn't Matter Had Sandwich

(Jason Alexander)

Hey, Jason! You're not fooling anybody with that hair! -Jerry Seinfeld, Bryan Cranston

George! Wanna buy some meth? -Jerry Seinfeld, Bryan Cranston

WHEN YOU'RE BORED WITH b00bs you're bored with life. -Jerry Seinfeld

woah - calm down you are full on mad, bro -Michael Richards

. . .AND THE CAT GETS A CAPTION THAT SAYS "CLEVERNESS HERE!" CLEVERNESS, ELAINE! FROM A CAT! AND THEN THEY'VE GOT DOGS, THOUSANDS OF TALKING DOGS. . . (Seinfeld)

Have you heard about ceiling cat? (Seinfeld)

U finished with the sport section? It's covering the ball game! (Seinfeld)