-Kieran Culkin, Home Alone
Says only bad witches are ugly. Asks Dorothy if she's a bad witch.
-The Wizard of Oz
Says you are the love of his life. Forgets what you look like and has to put a shoe on every girl in the kingdom.
Teacher: "Here's a slide of some attractive people"
Invents time travel. Uses it to impress teenage boy.
-Back to the Future
Says he'll shoobity the floobity doobity. Actually flibbities the zobbity bobbly.
GOES TO THE PRE-GRAMMYS, DOESN'T GO TO THE ACTUAL SHOW
Could use time being immortal to research cancer. Goes to high school a billion times and seduces a 17 year old girl.
Can't think of new movies. Brings back old ones in 3D
Brag about being rich criminals Complain when albums are torrented
(Fat Joe, Lil Wayne)