Original artwork by Mark Welser.
Catcorgi says: "An 'Alien' inspired wedding cake, I don't think I'll ever see a cake that can top this one for awesome."
Shhhhh, just hold him tightly.
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You guys don't want to get your clothes all dirty do you? Oh, never mind.
Keep your valuables safe with the threat that you're a terrible shot with a blaster.
Awww what a widdle sweety! Who wants kisses?
(Star Wars, Aliens)
YAWNING it's contagious, you know.
(Katy Perry, Lady Gaga)
How to survive an axe murderer
Can't sleep Cage will eat me
Coulrophobia: Fear of clowns.
Breaking News - DAVE GROHL SEXTAPE LEAKED. MILLIONS HOSPITALIZED ACROSS THE NATION.
I have the weirdest boner right now
("Nightmare on Elm Street")