Do you have an old papercraft Sad Keanu on your monitor? It's time to upgrade to a 3D printed one.
-Sad Keanu Reeves, Sad Tom Brady
Dudes, I am afraid that something very uncool has happened to Ted's timeline. Your most excellent future is in jeopardy. What is it, Rufus? You must see for yourselves. Come with me. Dude. Bogus.
(George Carlin, Alex Winter, Keanu Reeves)
S'okay, tell me all about your feelings. Invisible therapist is listening.
So then these "Sad Keanu" things started showing up all over the internet and the next thing I know, this is the only way I can sit.
MISERY loves company
-Keanu Reeves, Sting, Laurence Fishburne
For any one else, fatal head splortin' from so much cute... Sad Keanu iz hopeless
What would you like for christmas little boy?
-Sad Keanu, Iron Man
Sad Keanu breaks FREE!!!
Only the chosen one