-Robert Pattinson, Nicki Minaj
-Weird Al Yankovic
Crime : Necrophile Crime: Ped0ph1le
-Kristen Stewart, Edward Cullen
-Jackie Chan, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner
-Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson
SMILING it doesn't work on you.
-Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart
A star-studded tribute to Hulk Hogan's iconic mustache.
Could use time being immortal to research cancer. Goes to high school a billion times and seduces a 17 year old girl.
Robert Pattinson - The most hated guy of the year. Justin Bieber - The most hated girl of the year.
STILL the same expression....
-Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson
So have you done something different with your hair?
When you're Kristen Stewart, it's much harder to "turn that frown upside-down."
-Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner
So the horsey guy jumps over the castle dude, landing in the back row so you have to king me. And to think those guys thought we weren't smart enough to play this game.
(Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart)
You know who understands chess? Nerds!
You've just crossed over in to... Twilight Zone
WILL STATISTICALLY RESULT IN THE SAME NUMBER OF ANSWERED PRAYERS AS ANY OTHER RELIGION