Time Warner Cable is now the only company to have pissed off not one, but two Starfleet captains.
Do I want to make my pen*s bigger? Maybe.
-Graham Norton, Liam Neeson, Patrick Stewart
More Sci-Fi humor over at Set Phasers to LOL!
-Tommy Lee Jones, Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes, Disney
More Facebook fails over at Failbook!
You don't belong anywhere near a stage. Next! Tonight on the Trek Factor
its okay, log.. that mean old lumberjack won't hurt you anymore.
She looks familiar...
-Sean Connery, Patrick Stewart
RETIREMENT when you can finally relax and be yourself.
And I was like, Baby, baby, baby, ooh! Oh God! I just threw up a little in my mouth.
I have a knighthood. Shatner has two Emmys. Knight takes Emmy. Checkmate, b*tch.