Someone thought 'The Golden Girls' needed an XXX parody. That person is a monster.
The film stars adult star veterans Nina Hartley, Luna Azul, Karen Summer, and Darla Crane playing "your favorite retirement home GILFs." GILF stands for, well, you can draw the conclusion on that one.
In the extremely foul language-heavy parody above, the Golden Girls laugh and sing their way through their many sexual encounters.
But maybe a naughty Golden Girls film isn't so far fetched after all. Refinery29 recently watched every episode of the show and calculated the number of men each women slept with.
Blanche (obviously) came out on top with 165 beaus.
The Onion has teased a new series that pokes fun at Vice and looks delightfully hilarious.
"EDGE: Uncaged, Unaccountable, F*cked Up" will take readers on a journey with 300 "news warriors" to some of the most dangerous places on the planet.
The mockumentary series is supposed to premiere on August 3, but this is The Onion. So we aren't sure what is really going to happen, or if this is a real thing past the teaser. Regardless, it looks divinely memeable.
Here's something that absolutely no one saw coming — a joke song about the Terminator sequel opening July 1.
I mean, this is the Internet, people can't just go around making songs that clown on popular franchises and properties. Who do these people think they are??