paris hilton

I still feel safer than Paris Hilton's dog

You know what's hot? Proper usage of apostrophes.

Where the hell is PETA when you need them?

You would wear protection too

This is why your cat suddenly lost interest in cheezburgers.

FAMINE, PESTILENCE, WAR...

The Lion, the Witch and their Wardrobe

Breaking News - Paris Hilton's crabs are on the loose in Nevada

terminator 4 she was sent back in time to give john conner herpes and sleeze up the future

I JUST can't figure out WHY Paris Hilton is famous...

Paris Hilton's gynecologist

This can't end well.

Ugh. So when I signed up for my text plan, I forgot that I couldn't read.

Breaking News - Audrey Hepburn just turned over in her grave... And now she's coming back from the dead to kick Paris' ass.

With Paris on the boat I take it he's trying to catch crabs

TOO LATE, CLYDE REALIZED WHEN HE PAID FOR THE VACATION PACKAGE TO "SEE THE SIGHTS OF PARIS"...