At Awesome Con 2014 a little boy came to the mic and said his mother offered to pay him $20 for asking who is a better kisser...David Tennant or Christopher Eccleston.
As a parent you have one job: keep yo kid OFF the pole!
Hey! Who's that guy? Nobody. Just Brad Pitt.
Just so you know, sir. I would most certainly engage in relations with that.
-Hugh Laurie, Stephen Fry