old

(Billy Crystal)

GOOD TO KNOW THE BEACH BOYS CAN STILL BOOK A DECENT GIG

(Old people)

FIRST PRIZE: PHOTOSHOPPING

(Madonna)

Pirates of the Caribbean 5 Curse of Jack's Mother

(Madonna)

So I told her, 'It may be old and wrinkled, but... You're a pr0sititute."

(Jeff Bridges, Ryan Reynolds)

Some days Madonna feels like a 20 year old... but there isn't always one around.

(Madonna)

Well I never!

(Mick Jagger)

Wanna hear a joke, kid? Why did the Alzheimer's patient forget the punchline to his joke? Wanna hear a joke, kid?

(Larry King)

I AM 40 But I am up for immediate adoption

(Angelina Jolie)