Or how to watch any Nic Cage movie.
Tired of ripping people off in the box office, he decides to now do it in person.
These are totally unreasonable prices you're charging for old people!
Don't Worry, I'll Make More Movies...
-Nicolas Cage, Jared Leto
-Nicolas Cage, Sweeney Todd
-Jean Dujardin, Nicolas Cage
Disclaimer: this video contains SALTY language and this one chick shows her chest flower for half a second. Viewer discretion is advised.
-Nicolas Cage, Andy Samberg
More Valentine's Day humor over at A Cheezburger Valentine!
-Seth Meyers, Andy Samberg, Nicolas Cage
THE JOKE'S ON HIM it's made of Beeswax.
Relevant: previous Nic Cage V-Day Cards